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| Written by Film Threat | |
| Tuesday, 30 September 2008 | |
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Chocolate-Magnate Wonka Arrested for Murder! World-renowned candy-bar maker and multi-trillionaire William J. Wonka was arrested yesterday evening after four young children perished while touring Wonka’s top-secret chocolate factory. So far there are confirmed reports of five fatalities: Augustus Gloup, Violet Beauregarde, Mike Teavee, and Veruca Salt. One adult, Mr. Salt, is also presumed dead. A fifth winner, Charles Bucket, is said to be alive and unharmed along with his grandfather. Read Full ArticleShare It!                |
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